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How to Speak Arabic

Attention infidels and potential converts! It is never too late to brush up on your Arabic. In the spirit of multiculturalism and diversity Ahmed & Mohammed have snatched this collection of phrases from an educational site named Babel:Arabic and creatively rearranged the material to make it sound closer to real life as they know it.

A FEW FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

Arabic alphabet consists of 28 letters, and is written from right to the left. Arabic writing is easily learned, and Arabic grammar is simpler and more logical than many Western languages. But the great challenge with Arabic, is the wealth of words.

Click on Arabic text to play sound
DEVOTED SMOKER

I am a devoted smoker.


Smoking cigarettes is almost my hobby.


My personal record in smoking is 103 cigarettes in one day.


I love it.


Yesterday, my doctor instructed me to quit smoking.


I think he is mad.

 

 

 

TODAY'S ACTIVITIES

INTRODUCTION

DEVOTED SMOKER

SWEDISH WOMEN

I LOVE BRITT EKLAND

MAD BUTROS

MAD DOCTOR

HORN-RIMMED

MARRYING MAN

BEACH BUNNY

CAR TALK

SPEAKING OF RELIGION
OTHER CLASS ACTIVITIES

EASY ARABIC

INFIDEL APRIL FOOLS - CELEBRATE OR NOT?


HOW TO TREAT INFIDELS

TIPS ON BEING GOOD MUSLIMS

DOS AND DONTS
OF AN EXTREMIST


BIG MOUTH BAZAAR

FAKE ID GENERATOR

EASY FAITH CONVERTER

BLOW YOURSELF UP AND WIN A TRIP TO PARADISE

NECROMANCY IN OUR LIVES

LEARN ABOUT OTHER RELIGIONS: CHRISTIANS SHOW THEIR OTHER CHEEK


CAVE JOKES ARCHIVES


FIVE EXCELLENT REASONS TO BLOW YOURSELF UP...
...and go to Paradise!
 



ISLAMIC
APRIL FOOLS

 




A CHEEKY PEACE PROTEST IN NEW YORK
And you thought the world has run out of cheeks to turn!
 



AREA NECROMANCER
REVEALS BIN LADEN
TAPE MYSTERY

 



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