• click on the images to enlarge • ABE & MOE
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The persons & events in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.



ABE & MOE
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AHMED: I hate to break it to you, but you've got a lousy undercover name, Mohammed!
MOHAMMED: Tell me about it! I wish it had the same all-American ring to it as your name -- A-H-M-E-D!
Frame 2.
AHMED: Right... So why don't we pick ourselves some tried-and-true, red-white-and-blue American names? Like, I don't know . . . Arthur and Macarthur?
MOHAMMED: Macarthur is not a real name and I don't like the way you're implying it.
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MOHAMMED: (Holding up his jeans). How about Levi and Strauss?
AHMED: (Laughs) Did you just make it up? Honestly, I never heard sillier names in my life.
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AHMED: (Holding up the book) We need some well-known names. Like Moby and Dick.
MOHAMMED: I didn't know Dick was a person's name.
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AHMED: (Holds up the portrait) Or Fine then. How about Abraham and Lincoln?
MOHAMMED: That's a great beard. Just like what Mullah Abdullah had in the camp. I love it.
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MOHAMMED: Isn't he one of the true believers?
AHMED: No, he's just an infidel with a beard -- But he sure got a famous name. I'd like to be Abraham.
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AHMED: But Americans are so lazy, they shorten their names to one syllable. They say Abraham as Abe!
MOHAMMED: Well, how do you shorten Mohammed to one syllable?
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AHMED: Moe? I think...
MOHAMMED: Good. Now we both have tried-and-true, red-white-and-blue all-American names.
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AHMED & MOHAMMED: (Together) Abe and Moe!
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