• click on the images to enlarge • THE BEATLES AND THE ROLLING STONES
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The persons & events in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.


THE BEATLES AND THE ROLLING STONES
In a bar
Frame 1.
AHMED: Beer and baseball caps make a good disguise, Mohammed, but if we really want to blend in we must figure out American mindset. That infidel on your left -- can you tell what's on his mind?
MOHAMMED: Are you kidding me? The guy's in an unholy stupor!
Frame 2.
AHMED: Suppose he weren't. . . What would he think if he looked at us?
MOHAMMED: How do I know? He's an infidel!
Frame 3.
AHMED: See? That's what I'm talking about. To pass for infidels we must think like infidels! Say, would you be able to Conduct a worldly discourse without betraying your beliefs ?
MOHAMMED: You mean bullshitting?
Frame 4.
AHMED: I mean small talk.
MOHAMMED: Their small talk is stupid. One time an infidel asked me what I liked better, beetles or stones? How stupid is that?
Frame 5.
AHMED: Beetles are cute. I like beetles. There were lots of them near the cesspool at the training camp. Remember the cesspool? I would sit and play with them for hours…
MOHAMMED: That's because you're a sissy.
Frame 6.
MOHAMMED: I hate beetles. No, me - I prefer stones, they're the rebel's weapon of choice. Definitely, I'm a stones man.
Frame 7.
INFIDEL: Right on, dude! Me too!
A&M recoil, startled.
SITE OF THE MONTH
The People's Cube
INFIDEL HUMOR
Communists For Kerry
ScrappleFace
Sacred Cow Burgers
Bob From Accounting
Garlic - the stinky paper
Right Wing News
Int'l Cartoonists
The Onion
  Slush News
  SatireWire
  The Daily Probe
  Bull News
  Bressler.org
   
MUSLIM HUMOR
Mahir... I kiss you!
Islamica News
Mullah Nasruddin
Persian Jokes
Abu Abed's Jokes
Cartoonopia
Hadith Humor Page
Prophet Jokes
  
INFIDEL MULTIMEDIA
MewGrounds Games
KickOsama Anima...
CamelTales Videos
About.com Songs
OTHER LINKS
US Secret Weapon

IRAQI IDOL
on al-Jazeera
THE BINCH
animated
cartoon
Pro-US Rallies -
Where are they?