• click on the images to enlarge • THE 72 VIRGINS - THE CONFLICT (2)
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



PORNO FLICK - PART 2
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AHMED: (reading a book) If the Prophet approved of porn like you say, how come I don't see it in the Koran?
MOHAMMED: Don't be silly, Ahmed! Read that part about living in paradise with 72 virgins and young slave boys?
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MOHAMMED: Infidels will love that flick. They'll think it's porn while in fact it will be our subtle promotion of Islam.
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AHMED: Suppose you find 72 shameless girls to unveil their skin. But where will you find the money to pay them?
MOHAMMED: You're right. We'll cut down on the virgins and focus on the slave boys.
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AHMED: Allah have mercy! I'm not going to be your slave boy, Mohammed!
MOHAMMED: (solemnly) Just what kind of jihadist are you, Ahmed? I thought you loved martyrdom!
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AHMED: I'm just not sure that when the Prophet said 'jihad' he meant 'butt rape.'
MOHAMMED: Oh yes, he did!
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MOHAMMED: To a layperson it may look like butt rape -- but to jihadists like us it's proselytizing.
AHMED: Don't you have to think about the storyline first?
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AHMED: Conflict! Characters facing obstacles! That's what holds the viewer's attention! The dumbest Hollywood movies have that.
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AHMED: A good storyline might get us to Hollywood! A full-length movie! Parties in Malibu! Barbara Streisand in a hot tub! Forget slave boys!
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MOHAMMED: Fine, you write that storyline. But if it doesn't get us to Hollywood - then it's butt rape. I hope we're clear about this.
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AHMED: What if your slave boy flick brings no money either?
MOHAMMED: Then we'll use it as a recruiting video for would-be suicide bombers. Win-win deal all the way around.
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