• click on the images to enlarge • THE 72 VIRGINS - THE SOLUTION (3)
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



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PORNO Flic - PART 3
Frame 1. Ahmed reads his script to Mohammed:
AHMED: '72 Virgins' -- a pornographic screenplay by Ahmed & Mohammed.
The setting is al-Jannah, Islamic paradise...
Ibrahim gets 72 virgins but his penis got blown off in the blast…
Frame 2.
AHMED: Mahmud gets his virgins but always falls asleep when he counts them…
Akbar likes to watch - but the virgins don't know what to do and just sit around talking…
Frame 3.
AHMED: Abdullah blows up his 72 virgins hoping he'll get 72 new virgins for each one he wasted.
MOHAMMED: What a load of camel dung!
Frame 4.
AHMED: You're just jealous, Mohammed! Admit it! You can never write a screenplay!
MOHAMMED: No, I wouldn't choose such a complicated way to avoid a simple butt rape. I'm not that stupid.
Frame 5.
AHMED: I wish we could stay on topic and discuss plot problems.
MOHAMMED: Your main problem is the plot. Less plot, more skin - that's the formula to a successful movie.
Frame 6.
MOHAMMED: Trust me - on average, I've seen ten excellent flicks for every dumb book you've read.
AHMED: We'll just have to wait for the ultimate opinion on that.
Frame 7.
MOHAMMED: Ultimate opinion? You mean, Allah?
AHMED: You wish! If Allah had any power in Hollywood it would be Balliwood!
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