• click on the images to enlarge • THE 72 VIRGINS - THE DILEMMA (4)
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



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PORNO FLICK - PART 4
Dick Glitter's Studios. Waiting room. Flashy secretary.
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AHMED: I'm alright... I'm fine, really ... It's only a stage fright... Oh, Who am I kidding? It's never going to work! We are worlds apart! Our script is too radical for the American audiences!
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AHMED: The infidels are not prepared for this! What if the film results in a cultural shock?
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AHMED: Remember that one time in the training camp when we all watched American Pie and felt so sinful afterwards that a suicide by explosion looked like an attractive way out? And then we all vowed to kill the infidels, especially Stifler and his mom?
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AHMED: So I was thinking, what if our Muslim film starts a similar chemical reaction in the infidel culture and turns them homicidal? I don't want them coming to our lands, hijack our planes, and blow up our buildings!
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AHMED: And if that doesn't finish us off, their immigration will. They'll steal our jobs, overcrowd our schools, ruin our healthcare system, increase crime rate…
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AHMED: They'll elect politicians who'll cater to their needs and turn our lands into a filthy Western democracy!
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AHMED: (sweating) I never knew an artist bears so much responsibility for his role in shaping society!
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RECEPTIONIST: Misters Ahmed and Mohammed? Mr. Dick Glitter will see you now.
AHMED: (jumping to his feet, losing papers) We're coming! We're coming!

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