PORNO FLICK - PART 4
Dick Glitter's Studios. Waiting room. Flashy secretary.
AHMED: I'm alright... I'm fine, really ... It's only a stage fright...
Oh, Who am I kidding? It's never going to work! We are worlds apart!
Our script is too radical for the American audiences!
AHMED: The infidels are not prepared for this! What if the film
results in a cultural shock?
AHMED: Remember that one time in the training camp when we all watched
American Pie and felt so sinful afterwards that a suicide by explosion
looked like an attractive way out? And then we all vowed to kill
the infidels, especially Stifler and his mom?
AHMED: So I was thinking, what if our Muslim film starts a similar
chemical reaction in the infidel culture and turns them homicidal?
I don't want them coming to our lands, hijack our planes, and blow
up our buildings!
AHMED: And if that doesn't finish us off, their immigration will.
They'll steal our jobs, overcrowd our schools, ruin our healthcare
system, increase crime rate…
AHMED: They'll elect politicians who'll cater to their needs and
turn our lands into a filthy Western democracy!
AHMED: (sweating) I never knew an artist bears so much responsibility
for his role in shaping society!
RECEPTIONIST: Misters Ahmed and Mohammed? Mr. Dick Glitter will
see you now.
AHMED: (jumping to his feet, losing papers) We're coming! We're