• click on the images to enlarge • THE 72 VIRGINS - THE FORMULA (5)
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



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THE 72 VIRGINS MINI-SERIES
5 - THE FORMULA
PORNO FLICK - 5 - Ahmed & Mohammed's Hideout
Producer's office. A name plate "Dick Glitter" on the desk. The producer is a fat decadent guy, feet on the table, nude pinups on the walls. Reads Ahmed's script.
Frame 1.
'72 VIRGINS'? Wow! This'll make awesome porn! You sure Mecca won't sue us for copyright infringement?
Frame 2.
PRODUCER: "Uhmm… A relationship between one man and 72 women is what, "menage-a-soixante-trois" ? Unless he's just watching -- then it would be something like "voyeur a menage-a-soixante-deux."
Frame 3.
Now let's see… Mohammed has asked for 72 male virgins and sits around waiting for them.
Rashid isn't gay, but due to a mix-up in the office, he gets Mohammed's 72 male virgins.
Habib's virgins want to blow him so he shoots them with AK-47…
Frame 4.
Little Mustafa hasn't reached puberty yet so he's being used as one of the virgins until he comes of age. Ali
is into animals so he gets Noah's ark to play with…
Frame 5.
Honestly, guys… What do you think this is, National Endowment for the Arts? Dick Glitter makes hard core porn! Go to Disney Studios or something! This script is an insult to my professional dignity!
Frame 6.
AHMED: Could we perhaps discuss the plot problems together?
PRODUCER: Sure. Less plot, more skin - that's the formula to a successful movie. Now if you excuse me I have some porn to shoot.
Frame 7.
PRODUCER: When I said 'excuse me' I meant I wanted you out of my office -- now!
MOHAMMED: You were right -- it's a cultural thing. Let's just go home and do the slave boy flick.

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