• click on the images to enlarge • THE 72 VIRGINS - THE BETRAYAL (6)
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



THE 72 VIRGINS MINI-SERIES
6 - THE BETRAYAL
PORNO FLICK - PART 6
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Six months later, A&M are standing at an XXX theater staring at the bill that says "72 Virgins" by Dick Glitter.
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MOHAMMED: I know what you're thinking, Ahmed.
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AHMED: Don't you hate this filthy, blasphemous culture, Mohammed?
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MOHAMMED: Feel like blowing yourself up in that theater, Ahmed?
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AHMED: I wish I could blow myself up in that theater, Mohammed - but we spent all of our bomb-making money on porno.
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AHMED: And that slave boy flick we produced didn't buy us one dynamite stick…
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AHMED: In fact, I don't think that when Osama sent us to America to make a bomb he actually meant a failed gay porno flick.
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MOHAMMED: He did mention a "dirty bomb", didn't he?
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