• click on the images to enlarge • SNAKE IN THE PANTS
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr, she is rewarded with only one husband since women are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven -- according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...



SNAKE IN THE PANTS
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AHMED: Mohammed, quick! Where is my book on venomous Afghan snakes?
MOHAMMED: What book?
Frame 2.
AHMED: The serpent crept up as I knelt for a prayer. I need that book, Mohammed.
MOHAMMED: The only book you need, Ahmed, is the Koran.
Frame 3.
AHMED: Maybe Osama can help? Go ask him, Mohammed.
MOHAMMED: You really want Osama to see this?
Frame 4.
AHMED: O Allah, don't let me die like this! I'm still a virgin… because… this snake doesn't count, all right?
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AHMED: Sheep and gazelles don't count… Baboons and aardvarks don't count… And that one hyena, all right? Wait - is that my book on afghan snakes?
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AHMED: Praise be to Allah! Of all the snakes in Afghanistan I picked the one without venom… Thank you, snake!
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MOHAMMED: (to Osama bin Laden) Are you absolutely sure Allah would want me to suck the venom out of Ahmed's penis? Even though his sex with the snake was not - I repeat - NOT consensual?
OSAMA: Do you want ME to go and suck Ahmed's penis? I didn't think so. Now go and suck Ahmed's penis.
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MOHAMMED: Osama says there's no cure available and you're going to die. So i asked him, if you die from having sex with a snake, do you still get credit for the virgins ? and he said
yes, sure, ahmed will get his 72 virgins. You lucky stiff !
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AHMED: (to snake) Well, snake - thanks for nothing!
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