• click on the images to enlarge • TRUTH HURTS
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The persons & events in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.

TRUTH HURTS
Frame 1.
AHMED: Tell me, Mohammed. If we want peace and prosperity in our lands, how does killing Americans help?
MOHAMMED: You must have missed Osama's orientation talk, Ahmed. Let me sum it up for you in easy terms.
Frame 2.
MOHAMMED hits AHMED in the stomach.
AHMED: What are you hitting me for?
MOHAMMED: I'm not hitting you. It must be my fist.
Frame 3.
MOHAMMED: My fist has been upset ever since you refused to give me half of your kebab at breakfast. And when my fist feels I've been wronged, it gets a life of its own. Otherwise I'm a peace-loving, unbiased person. Besides, your stomach was asking for it.
Frame 4.
MOHAMMED hits AHMED in the stomach.
- WHAMMM!!
Frame 5.
AHMED: Now, what did my stomach do?
MOHAMMED: It sticks out too much -- perhaps, because you ate that kebab by yourself. From now on you'll be giving me half of your food -- for my appetite is bigger than yours. Open your mind and feel bad for me! Ready?
Frame 6.
MOHAMMED hits AHMED in the stomach.
WHAMMM!!
MOHAMMED: If you weren't so biased you'd see this as a righteous struggle between my good fist and your wicked stomach.
Frame 7.
MOHAMMED: But don't let this local conflict can't our friendship. Tomorrow you will give me half of your breakfast because I am your friend and you feel bad for me. Now you understand?
AHMED: (covering his stomach) You mean, if we kill enough Americans, they'll open their minds and start feeling bad for us?
Frame 8.
AHMED: I don't know… Every time I open my mind and feel bad for you I get bruised all over. Why is that?
MOHAMMED: Truth hurts.
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