The Life and Times of Ahmed & Mohammed











 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Life and Times of the World’s Wackiest Terrorists
FEATURE STORY COMIC STRIP
 


BOMBING THE PYRAMIDS
TRUTH HURTS
MIRAGE
SNAKE IN THE PANTS
EAST-WEST
CAVE BOOK CLUB
JUMPY HIJACKERS
BEATLES AND STONES
IN THE BRONX ZOO
ABE AND MOE
OSAMA'S AUDIO TAPE
A CHRISTMAS MIRAGE

THE 72 VIRGINS MINI-SERIES
1 - THE STEREOTYPES
2 - THE CONFLICT
3 - THE SOLUTION
4 - THE DILEMMA
5 - THE FORMULA
6 - THE BETRAYAL

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CAVE BOOK CLUB



These are the books that Ahmed managed to read before Mohammed tore them up to roll joints. Despite the difference in approaches the both had equally elevating experiences.
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