PORNO FLICK - PART 1Frame
MOHAMMED: (Watching video) God bless America!
MOHAMMED: Allah is my witness - I love this country!!!
MOHAMMED: I just realized how we can earn fast cash for our sleeper
cell without much work! We'll make a porno flick!
AHMED: About what?
MOHAMMED: Oh, I don't know… Something from personal experience…
AHMED: What personal experience? You and I grew up in an Afghan
terrorist training camp!!!
MOHAMMED: Well, don't you remember how your mom and dad did it?
AHMED: You mean, portray Muslim women as embattered sex slaves?
That's a goddamn stereotype! Think of something more original!
MOHAMMED: Well... One way to avoid stereotypes about Muslim women
is to make a porno flick without women in it! That's original --
and cheaper too!
AHMED: Porno without women?
MOHAMMED: That's the beauty of it! It'll be just you and I!
AHMED: (scared) Noooo!
MOHAMMED: Oh yes, baby. This is America, you can do anything you