believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who
dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels
goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful
virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys
for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in
paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an
interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr,
she is rewarded with only one husband since women
are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven --
according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...
PORNO Flic - PART 3
Frame 1. Ahmed reads his script to Mohammed:
AHMED: '72 Virgins' -- a pornographic screenplay by Ahmed & Mohammed.
The setting is al-Jannah, Islamic paradise...
Ibrahim gets 72 virgins but his penis got blown off in the blast…
AHMED: Mahmud gets his virgins but always falls asleep when he counts
Akbar likes to watch - but the virgins don't know what to do and just
sit around talking…
AHMED: Abdullah blows up his 72 virgins hoping he'll get 72 new virgins
for each one he wasted.
MOHAMMED: What a load of camel dung!
AHMED: You're just jealous, Mohammed! Admit it! You can never write
MOHAMMED: No, I wouldn't choose such a complicated way to avoid a
simple butt rape. I'm not that stupid.
AHMED: I wish we could stay on topic and discuss plot problems.
MOHAMMED: Your main problem is the plot. Less plot, more skin - that's
the formula to a successful movie.
MOHAMMED: Trust me - on average, I've seen ten excellent flicks for
every dumb book you've read.
AHMED: We'll just have to wait for the ultimate opinion on that.
MOHAMMED: Ultimate opinion? You mean, Allah?
AHMED: You wish! If Allah had any power in Hollywood it would be Balliwood!