believe that a "martyr" (shaheed) who
dies in the holy war (jihad) against the infidels
goes to paradise where he is given 72 beautiful
virgins for wives plus a number of never aging boys
for slaves (apparently, pedophilia is allowed in
paradise as well as slavery and polygamy). In an
interesting twist, if a woman dies as a martyr,
she is rewarded with only one husband since women
are supposed to stay monogamous even in heaven --
according to the same fundamentalist doctrine...
THE 72 VIRGINS MINI-SERIES
6 - THE BETRAYAL
PORNO FLICK - PART 6
Six months later, A&M are standing at an XXX theater staring
at the bill that says "72 Virgins" by Dick Glitter.
MOHAMMED: I know what you're thinking, Ahmed.
AHMED: Don't you hate this filthy, blasphemous culture, Mohammed?
MOHAMMED: Feel like blowing yourself up in that theater, Ahmed?
AHMED: I wish I could blow myself up in that theater, Mohammed -
but we spent all of our bomb-making money on porno.
AHMED: And that slave boy flick we produced didn't buy us one dynamite
AHMED: In fact, I don't think that when Osama sent us to America
to make a bomb he actually meant a failed gay porno flick.
MOHAMMED: He did mention a "dirty bomb", didn't he?