The Life and Times of Ahmed & Mohammed
The Life and Times of the World’s Wackiest Terrorists

 FAKE ID GENERATOR™

 
GET YOUR NEW ALIAS HERE!
This tool was designed for unimaginative al Qaeda operatives who have difficulties picking an alias, as well as for our site's visitors who don't want to reveal their true names and aren't smart enough to use their boss's name instead.
 
     
 
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PICK YOUR GENDER:     
 
 
 
 
2
ENTER YOUR FAKE ADDRESS AND OTHER DATA:
ID: 5555555
DRIVER LICENSE
DOB:
YOUR NAME HERE


  
  
  • Cut out ID
  • Ask STAPLES® clerk to laminate it
  • Changing picture is optional
 
 
    TYPE IN YOUR OWN NAME
 
     
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...and go to Paradise!
 



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